so fucking coool
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
"your lips look so chapped"
Kitty Forman: best mom or best mom?